DYDD EXTINCTION STUDY

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For a limited time only, one of a kind commemorative DYDD replcias. Special discount to callers within the next 10 minutes! Made of real hard plastic components in brilliant garish colors and authentically scaled for just $29.95 in 6 easy installments. And that is not all! You also get a special imitation gold plated certificate of membership in the DYDD Friendship Society. Don’t send any money now, just click here and a guy with a neck bigger than your waist and biceps that will make you weep and tremble and lose bodily control will show up at your door to collect the required amount plus shipping and handling and a small service fee and a travel fee, finders fee, a handsome tip, and lunch for the big guy (who looks a bit like the Terminator, actually, but is named “Smiling Jim” and no you may not get his autograph. So do not hand him a pen, he is certified in the use of a pen as a lethal weapon and thus it may end up imbedded in a part of your body where it should not normally be). If sufficient funds (including whatever is in your piggy bank, soon to be in 10 thousand fragments on the floor) are not located on the premises, then items of value will be collected from said domicile and if no items of value are found, the big guy, Smiling Jim, is authorized to collect an appropriate vital organs as payment, please see legal documentation in the terms and agreement section (you will need a strong magnifying glass and a Juris Doctor degree and authorization to practice law in your state. You may state your payment preference(s) when Smiling Jim arrives at your door, which will be tomorrow if you have pressed the button. (Please don’t do it, I beg of you, oh my, NO, they are here to get me, help help please, no stop no NO ARghhhh….)